Stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else. Warning stuff here may be NSFW
Corollary to #1: When you know the dump that you're about to take is going to stop up the toilet, and you find out to your horror that there is no plunger after you've dropped off the unholy package.
If you give Akarat an Arcane Crystal, he's going to ask for a transmute.
Get in the van, I have crystals!
I'm in ur zone, minin' ur crystalz